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Chicken Soup for the Unemployed Worker's Soul. By Karl Marx
Wednesday, August 28, 2013
Wednesday, July 28, 2010
Applying for jobs is filthy...Mike Rowe has nothing on me
Oh hey, thanks to the three people who've spoken up on my poll. And thanks for no one clicking "never."
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Riddle me this: why do some organizations have overly redundant job application processes? (Is there even such a thing as "sufficiently redundant"?) I'm already sending you a tailored cover letter, resume, and references, all as attachments at the end of your unnecessary electronic application; why do I need to fill out THE SAME EXACT INFORMATION beforehand? It's even worse at temp./staffing agencies: fill out an application (complete with work history, references, and "what are a couple stories that exemplify the type of worker you are" questions) send a resume, then bring in a copy of the same resume so that the recruiter can verbally ask you the same questions you answer on the application. (I'm talking to you, Beacon Hill Staffing Group and [not-so-]Personal Staffing Group. You're welcome for the undeserved plugs.)
Then again, it's probably so clowns like me just see it and give up halfway through. Joke's on you--I'm still applying! Enjoy reading the same information twice! Eat that, Winchester Hospital Developmental Office! Er...and by "eat that," I mean "please consider me for the position in question." kthx.
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Riddle me this: why do some organizations have overly redundant job application processes? (Is there even such a thing as "sufficiently redundant"?) I'm already sending you a tailored cover letter, resume, and references, all as attachments at the end of your unnecessary electronic application; why do I need to fill out THE SAME EXACT INFORMATION beforehand? It's even worse at temp./staffing agencies: fill out an application (complete with work history, references, and "what are a couple stories that exemplify the type of worker you are" questions) send a resume, then bring in a copy of the same resume so that the recruiter can verbally ask you the same questions you answer on the application. (I'm talking to you, Beacon Hill Staffing Group and [not-so-]Personal Staffing Group. You're welcome for the undeserved plugs.)
Then again, it's probably so clowns like me just see it and give up halfway through. Joke's on you--I'm still applying! Enjoy reading the same information twice! Eat that, Winchester Hospital Developmental Office! Er...and by "eat that," I mean "please consider me for the position in question." kthx.
Saturday, July 24, 2010
Dr. Resume or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and...wait, I'm still worried.
New blog for new ideas. Or new lamentations. Or whatever.
Today I found a myriad of jobs. Tonight I'll write. Tomorrow I'll apply for said jobs. Tomorrow night I'll write. This'll keep up until I get a job. For best results, rinse and repeat.
I might post the jobs for which I'm applying and maybe any rejections that float my way, if for no other reason than to criticize them. You say "bitter," I say "potentially entertaining."
Just to throw some facts to my yet-to-be-interested [lack of] readers:
*On average I apply to 15-20 jobs every night, all more or less in the Boston area (I'm trying to stay in the area for at least a year).
*These jobs are usually in the nonprofit sector or with start-ups.
*Common job titles: "Development Associate," "Volunteer Recruitment Specialist," "Project/Program Coordinator."
*I receive on average one rejection letter, phone call, and/or e-mail every day.
*Since I've been sending these applications out at this rate for about two months, the chance I have of a company even giving me the courtesy "thanks, but no thanks" is 5%.
*I've had three phone interviews, seven face-to-face interviews, and have been asked back for a second round of interviewing once. Still waiting to hear back from that one.
*I have a Masters degree in English from Boston College. I'm still not sure if "Masters" should be apostrophized or not. Also, according to the blog's spell-check, I do not know how to spell "apostrophized."
*I currently teach part-time at a local college. My contract is up at the end of July.
*For my 26th birthday (on Tuesday, 7/27!), my Mom's insurance company is giving me the gift of freedom. I.e., they're dropping me.
My cynicism of the job market is tempered by my [usually] positive outlook, humor, and self-deprecation. We'll see how that works here! (I'll apologize ahead of time: that won't be the last exclamation point you see. Gross, I know.)
M
Today I found a myriad of jobs. Tonight I'll write. Tomorrow I'll apply for said jobs. Tomorrow night I'll write. This'll keep up until I get a job. For best results, rinse and repeat.
I might post the jobs for which I'm applying and maybe any rejections that float my way, if for no other reason than to criticize them. You say "bitter," I say "potentially entertaining."
Just to throw some facts to my yet-to-be-interested [lack of] readers:
*On average I apply to 15-20 jobs every night, all more or less in the Boston area (I'm trying to stay in the area for at least a year).
*These jobs are usually in the nonprofit sector or with start-ups.
*Common job titles: "Development Associate," "Volunteer Recruitment Specialist," "Project/Program Coordinator."
*I receive on average one rejection letter, phone call, and/or e-mail every day.
*Since I've been sending these applications out at this rate for about two months, the chance I have of a company even giving me the courtesy "thanks, but no thanks" is 5%.
*I've had three phone interviews, seven face-to-face interviews, and have been asked back for a second round of interviewing once. Still waiting to hear back from that one.
*I have a Masters degree in English from Boston College. I'm still not sure if "Masters" should be apostrophized or not. Also, according to the blog's spell-check, I do not know how to spell "apostrophized."
*I currently teach part-time at a local college. My contract is up at the end of July.
*For my 26th birthday (on Tuesday, 7/27!), my Mom's insurance company is giving me the gift of freedom. I.e., they're dropping me.
My cynicism of the job market is tempered by my [usually] positive outlook, humor, and self-deprecation. We'll see how that works here! (I'll apologize ahead of time: that won't be the last exclamation point you see. Gross, I know.)
M
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